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This is being translated: As Chief Mulch Eating Officer, Bo guarantees that Black Tie has enough mulch, dirt, or (insert an inanimate object here) available to consume. Bo’s hefty working schedule of being in office every other Wednesday has him on anti-anxiety medication. In what little spare time he has, Bo enjoys going for runs, learning new tricks, and hunting lizards.
His favorite things include: John Denver, Lauvey, books (for eating), the water, popcorn, green beans, smelly patches of grass, perching on the couch, not listening, barking, opening doors, being a general pain in the tuchus.
Lastly, he would like to share the song that he feels he relates to most so that someone can fully understand him.
Bo goes by the following list of names:
- Bovine (legal name)
- Bobo
- Bonk
- Boba
- Bubba
- Bubs
- Noodle
- Blump
- Blumpi Boi